February 12, 2009

Candyman & La-Z-Boy

"Candyman tempting the thoughts of a
Sweet tooth tortured by weight loss programs
Cutting the corners, there's a
Loose end, loose end, cut cut."
(Dave Matthews Band, "Ants Marching")

I'll let you use deductive reasoning.

I'll give you a hint: the Candyman's been driving around my block for the last week.

He's been lurking in corners, peeking out of the fridge, holding me hostage in the pantry. Oh, and then there's "La-Z-Boy" who's been visiting quite frequently. La-Z-Boy, I swear, points a gun at my head everyday when I get home from work. He makes me sit on the couch and watch t.v. until bedtime. No joke. He won't let me get up.

Who are these guys and how do I get rid of them???

So, I definitely haven't lost any weight. I still have about 14 weeks until my first goal date: May 28. That's closer to 2 pounds per week (1.78 to be exact). Do you guys think I do it? I have a lot of doubt. I need some hype and encouragement.

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