I'd like to try a little experiment, if I can. See, I find that most of my blog posts and stories come solely from either my crazy-ass workplace, my crazy-ass mom, or my crazy-ass, wine-drenched text conversations. (Am I detecting a pattern here?) While chronicling these incidents is fun for both me and you (I hope), it doesn't challenge me or flex my writing muscle one bit. This I need to do.
So I would like you readers to throw some topics at me that you would like to hear me talk about. Or not. You don't have to. But I'd like for you to. I think it'll be fun. I can't promise I won't relate whatever topics you throw at me back to my crazy-ass mom. I can't promise that I won't drunk text you about the topic and then write about our drunk text conversation instead of writing about the topic itself. I make no promises.
So if you have a topic you'd like for me to write about, just send me an email at
Can't wait to hear from you!
Disclaimer: I maintain full rights to dismiss any and all topics which I may not find appropriate. I know that still leaves the door pretty wide open, seeing as how I'm not a prude or anything, but people, just use your best judgment, mmmkay?