Egg Robbers? Really?

Ok, REALLY PEOPLE?!?!

I just got this forwarded email, subject line: "NEW TRICK TO ROB YOU":

If you are driving at night and eggs are thrown at your windshield, do not operate the wiper and spray any water because eggs mixed with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5% so you are forced to stop at the roadside and become a victim of robbers.

This is a new technique used by robbers.

I love that this writer was able to calculate how much more your vision is blocked by an eggy-milky substance on your windsheild. Well duh! I'd like to know from where this statistical data was gathered. Also, keep in mind that if this happens to you, and you pull over, you WILL be robbed (you are forced to stop at the roadside and become a victim of robbers).

Honestly, I can't determine if the girl who sent this to me was sending it as a joke or if she is honestly scared of these "Egg Robbers".

Really? REALLY?