Mark just got back from being away for 2 whole weeks.
My lips have felt lonely.
He's coming to pick me up to take me to lunch.
I threw some gum in, you know, to freshen things up.
Then I was going to slick on some Dr. Pepper lipgloss.
But then I remembered the last time I slicked on some Dr. Pepper lipgloss, and he said, "Ew! Yuck! I'm never kissing you again!"
So instead, I slicked on some fruit punch flavored Liplicious gloss from Bath & Body Works. Oh yeah, pullin' out the big guns, the expensive stuff, ladies.
I gotta get me a ring!